föstudagur, janúar 16, 2004
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where
she selected a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of
eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine
lettuce, a 2lb. can of coffee, and a 1lb. package of
bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to
check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she
placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the
drunk calmly stated,"You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but
she was equally intrigued by the derelict's intuition,
since she was indeed single.
She looked at her six items on the belt and saw
nothing particularly unusual about her selections that
could have tipped off her drunken observer as
to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well,
you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on
earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."
HAHAHAHAHA :Þ
she selected a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of
eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine
lettuce, a 2lb. can of coffee, and a 1lb. package of
bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to
check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she
placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the
drunk calmly stated,"You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but
she was equally intrigued by the derelict's intuition,
since she was indeed single.
She looked at her six items on the belt and saw
nothing particularly unusual about her selections that
could have tipped off her drunken observer as
to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well,
you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on
earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."
HAHAHAHAHA :Þ
